On that note, a few things occurred to me as I smoked a fag out the window of my non-smoking room. At the age of 27, my ...
... mother had an annoying four-year-old.
... aunt was eagerly awaiting her firstborn, particularly since her younger sister had already produced the first grandchild (not the same year my mother had the annoying four-year-old, mind you ... there's a four year age difference between the two).
... my grandmother had two daughters; my aunt was seven; my mother was three.